You've seen the fake fight between Donald "Ill run again" Dewar and John Reid, staged to make you think the Scottish office is working in your interests, now we have round two Gordon 'once a scot' Brown and John "Chumbawumba" Prescott 'fighting' over EU funding to Scotland.

Apparently London was ready to cut our slice of that cake because we have our devolved 'parliament'. Better we go independent now rather than pray London doesn't walk all over us via the Barnett formula.