A group of noted academics is about to publish document saying that the move towards Scottish independence is an irresistible force now.

They say that momentum will cause arguments between London and Edinburgh.

I hope this report didn't cost many tax payers pounds/dollars.

Of course there will be some friction, after all, Scotland has been bound to England unlawfully for 300 years!

However, trade wont stop, there wont be border patrols and decent beer will head South and North into both countries. Squabbles will still break out at Rugby matches and the far South of England will stay as Tory as ever.

BUT: WE'LL BE IN CONTROL OF OUR OWN DESTINY.