With the European elections imminent, the Scots have a chance to plunge a long, cold dagger into Londons politics of lies for Scotland.

Blairs party have stolen out fossil fuel reserves, made a mockery of our legal system, broken the treaty of Union and jumped into bed with the Liberals who are as about as effective as an enema after a vindaloo.

They have let our last ship yard go and will Labour voters still vote for London. Probably, but then again, there's one born every minute....