New materials that can be made to emit light in controlled patterns, that roll up for storage could be the new Vogue in political clothing.

Professor Samuel of St Andrews university said: "This means that in a few years it will be possible to make television screens which can be rolled up when not in use, information displays on roller-blinds, and light-emitting clothing for safety or fashion applications."

Our London loving Scottish executive could have new suits cut to say to the world, 'dont give a hoot about Scotland' flashing on their rears.....