I can't believe this 'gentleman' is serious, then again, with a water supply rich in Calcium ions, maybe his brain is being scaled....

Michael Carrigan, East Grinstead Sussex, says "Let the hairy-kneed men in skirts take their porridge, haggis, and Satanic pipes away to the God-forsaken wastes of the heathen North and be heard no more.
"May their taxes rise rampant, their new parliament do them as little good as t he Mother of Parliaments has done us, and may Donald Dewar visit them frequently . Our Caledonian brethren deserve all they get."

Remarkable? Well, at least he has his own mistrust of Westminster!