It seems that 4 and 5 year olds in Scotland will be asked to identify the logos of such junk food providers as McDonalds and Pepsi Co as a baseline test of what they know

This is SAD. Why not ask them instead if they can tell the difference between Scots and English, poor and rich, news on TV and the Teletubbies?

We boil down the minds of these young Scots to meaningless trivia that will be wrapped in gold bands and sold back to their idiot labour voting parents who'll then think that Scots education under the new regime is working.

It'll be a different story when they discover they can't read, write or count and that they can't afford to go to university or college because of the graduate tax they voted for.