Nu-Labour wants to help save the world from comets and rogue asteroids, and Lord Sainsbury, the science minister, plans to build an Armageddon institute in Britain to track and destroy comets threatening the Earth.

Better Blair looks to the rocks that inhabit the heads of hs ministers and entire government first of all.

Many of us wouldn't give a dam if that asteroid were to squash Westminster , in fact we could call that asteroid 'Guy'.