With Scotlands tourism industry likely to see its worst percentage year ever, with tourists scared off by fuel taxes, disease and lies from London - here come the royals to the rescue.

Some feeble mined idiot at "visitscotland" (what used to be the Scottish tourist board) has apparently suggested Scotland use "Prince" Williams presence in StAndrews university (long a haunt of Oxbridge rejects) as a means to attract tourists back.

I'd say that was pathetic, but it isn't even that good.